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End of the Week Conversation at Work

When you are single, but you feel like the love guru, so you start dishing out advice about things you have no clue about. This is one of my software developers getting advice from clearly the wrong person haha. Hopefully, he won’t “fall” for her. We’ll know soon enough.

And lady, whoever you are, please don’t take my best man away and his precious valuable time. I need him to solve some of those “head-banging” software bugs.

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Conversation with my Dad…

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In days of old…

“Have more than thou showest,
Speak less than thou knowest,
Lend less than thou owest,
Ride more than thou goest,
Learn more than thou trowest,
Set less than thou throwest.”
—The Fool in King Lear

“Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.”
—Polonius in Hamlet

“Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.”
—Escalus in Measure for Measure

Loving all the owest and doest and dost, today! All my softwares are malfunctionest so I better get to workest and breakest a little later at night.

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Project Management App on One Side and a Game on the Other

Finding creative ways to waste my time on this incredibly addictive game – Slither.

Warning – DO NOT play the game. As much as I hate snakes, these seem ok. I am Number #1 in the world ending the game with 30,000 points (I think that’s what they call it or 30,000 length). Then, I got a little greedy and crashed into a little one that just started off. I could see how people lose out a lot in this world. All because of their greediness to want more and more.

Lessons – Don’t be greedy and Stop wasting time!

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I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy Again

The last bit is the best haha 🙂